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Elementary School Teacher》《Unrealistically dreaming of being part of WWE.
Posted on 2nd Sep at 1:51 PM, with 619,630 notes

sky-loons:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

This went from being inappropriate, to being scary an to just being something sad…

Posted on 31st Aug at 10:19 AM, with 366,684 notes
matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

Posted on 31st Aug at 10:01 AM, with 400,447 notes

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

Posted on 31st Aug at 9:42 AM, with 337,271 notes


flaming-ducks:


thepleasureprinciple:


Welp.


I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!

flaming-ducks:

thepleasureprinciple:

Welp.

I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!

Posted on 30th Aug at 11:27 PM, with 16,642 notes

dogjpeg:

Nintendo DS’s law is the observation that, as soon as you finally decide on and buy a DS, Nintendo will come out with a new and better model that you want more.

Posted on 29th Aug at 8:27 PM, with 312,350 notes
When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
Posted on 29th Aug at 6:38 AM, with 363 notes
This Is Me In Skyrim. Constantly. »

almostgoodideas:

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5 Personality Flaws Skyrim Forces You To Deal With

"The only consistent theme linking my actions together is that none of them, not a one, advance the game in any meaningful way."

I’ll harvest every fucking cabbage in this field before I so much as glance at…

Posted on 28th Aug at 4:14 PM, with 154,612 notes

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

Posted on 27th Aug at 9:52 PM, with 15,764 notes

sixpenceee:

littlekalashnikitty:

sixpenceee:

My life has come to a point where I wear ugly but really comfortable shoes. 

Congratulations, you’re an adult. <3 

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