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Elementary School Teacher》《Unrealistically dreaming of being part of WWE.
Posted on 19th Oct at 8:43 PM, with 30,414 notes
Drake: You... you don't hate me?
Nicki Minaj: You idiot! That's all in your head.
Drake: But... I hate myself.
Rihanna: Those who hate themselves cannot love or trust others.
Drake: I am wicked... a coward... weak... and...
Beyoncé: If you know yourself, you can be kind to others.
Drake: I hate myself. But... I might be able to love myself. I might be able to stay here. Yes. I am nothing, but I... I am myself. I wish to be myself. I wish to stay here as myself. I am worthy of living here!
Nicki Minaj: Congratulations!
Rihanna: Congratulations!
Beyoncé: Congratulations!
Lil Wayne: Congratulations!
Jay Z: Congratulations!
A$AP Rocky: Congratulations!
Jhene Aiko: Congratulations!
Kanye West: Congratulations!
DJ Khaled: Congratulations!
Birdman: Congratulations!
Nebby: Congratulations!
Sandi Graham: Congratulations!
Drake: Thank you!
Posted on 19th Oct at 8:38 PM, with 38,509 notes

pocket-ferret:

a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa

Posted on 18th Oct at 7:42 PM, with 24 notes

ibock:

"Marriage is between a man in a woman, to preserve its sanctity."

Posted on 16th Oct at 4:34 PM, with 17,352 notes

poppypicklesticks:

jeans-left-buttock:

saikyo-dinosaur:

sizvideos:

Video

Father of the year.

is this neon genesis evangelion

i hope not because that means her mom’s soul is trapped inside that thing 

Posted on 16th Oct at 4:34 PM, with 49,291 notes

aspiringbabygirl:

miki-quinn:

plus sized models are JUST as unrealistic as skinny models.

They have been elongated, their cellulite has been brushed out, waists pinched and hips widened and rounded.

It makes us think “I’m not even plus sized pretty” when NO-ONE IS.

They aren’t being forward thinking.

They aren’t embracing body positivity

They’ve just creating another unrealistic standard for women to hate themselves for.

so true. 

Posted on 15th Oct at 8:26 PM, with 248,357 notes
Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
Posted on 15th Oct at 5:39 PM, with 266,560 notes
thedeadguyintheback:

how much you wanna bet that was filler text that they completely forgot to replace with an actual caption

thedeadguyintheback:

how much you wanna bet that was filler text that they completely forgot to replace with an actual caption

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